My wife accused me of being a cross dresser. I was so mad I packed up all her things and left. Yesterday my friend came out as a crossdresser by wearing a mini skirt to his office party. That showed a lot of balls. Why do cross dressers fall slowly? Because of the drag. What did the cross dresser do at Christmas? Eat, drink and […]
A man walks into a bar and the bartender said “Hey Jake, how about a beer.” Jake replies “Yeah I’ll take one, but call me Lucky.” “Why call you Lucky?” “Well, I was changing a flat on the highway, when I realized I had forgot something in the car. Right after I walk away, a semi drives by and knocks the car right off the […]
A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn’t stand […]