Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, When you die, I´m getting you a headstone that reads,´Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever´. Yeah she replies, When you die, I´m getting you a headstone that reads,Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last.´ ———- Swinger Dating : meet couples looking to hook […]
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study & said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little & get your hair cut, & we’ll talk about it.” After about […]
A Soldier who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, “Honey, I want you to know that I haven’t wasted all this time alone. Instead, I’ve mastered the art of mind over matter. Just watch this!” And with that the Soldier dropped his trousers and shorts […]