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Sayings For Women:

- God created men before women because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

- Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by you again?

- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

- Sex is like pringles, once you pop you can't stop!

- God loves stupid people. That's why he made so many.

- Only good girls go to heaven & I wasn't invited (heh).

- Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children!

- It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.

- I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bedrock.

- I have PMS and a gun, now what were you saying?

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