Sayings For Women:|
- God created men before women because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by you again?
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
- Sex is like pringles, once you pop you can't stop!
- God loves stupid people. That's why he made so many.
- Only good girls go to heaven & I wasn't invited (heh).
- Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children!
- It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.
- I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bedrock.
- I have PMS and a gun, now what were you saying?
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