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Yo moma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. Yo moma's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen. Yo moma's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load. Yo moma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down. Yo moma's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor. Yo moma's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed. Yo moma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live. Yo moma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. Yo moma's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station. Yo moma's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her. Yo moma's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin. Yo moma's so fat, she could sell shade. |
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